Michaela: Thank goodness Xmas is over ... and we can ditch that silly red clothing-and those stupid plastic antlers!
And we can get back to eating a square meal, which for us Square Meaters is grass ... and lots of it.
Our small heard can chew through an acre and more a day ... then sit down and eat it all again!
Sorry for the break in transmission, by the way, but our interpreter/reporter fell down on the job, so to speak, and is only just back on his feet.'
So stand by for more news and views from 'The Southern Highlands Home of Square Meaters.'
See you then.